Funny Love Letter

My dear FAIR and LOVELY (ek chand ka tukda) , you are my TVS SCOOTY
(first love) and my AIWA (pure passion) . I always BPL (believe in
the best) and you are SANSUI (better than the best). You are DOMINO'S
PIZZA (delivering a million smiles) for me. This is a COLGATE ENERGY
GEL (seriously fresh) feeling for me.

I want you to be my life partner but I think you are worried about
your father who is KAWASAKI BAJAJ CALIBER (the unshakable) and my
father who is CEAT (born tough) , but don't worry as I am also FORD
ICON (The josh machine) and rest of our family members are pretty
KELVINATORS (the coolest ones). If our fathers say no, we will run
away and marry, and PHILIPS (let's make things better).

They will feel MIRINDA (zor ka jhatka dhire se lage) but I believe in
COCA-COLA (jo chahe ho jaye) . Trust in God who's always NOKIA
(connecting people) who love each other. And do not forget that we
are WILLS (made for each other).

Now that HYUNDAI (we are listening) the song of love, you must know
that love is DAIRY MILK (real taste of life), SATYAM ONLINE (fun fast
easy) and PARX (always comfortable). So never forget me.

Ok bye!

I wrote little but actually PEPSI (yeh dil mange more)!!.

Yours
LG (digitally yours).